Best viagra jokes

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A crate load of Viagra has been stolen from a distribution depot - police are looking for hardened criminals. Q: Do you know the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? It's been revealed that criminals who steal Viagra will face stiff penalties. A: The Catholic wife tells her husband to buy Viagra. Q: Did you hear about Levi's new jeans for Baby Boomer men? Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to their male patients? Q: Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? One morning, two 80-year-old men sat talking about the weather and the latest in medical science and such, when one brings up the latest male medical miracle, Viagra. A man and his wife went to the chemist to pick up his prescription for Viagra. The other elderly man isn't familiar with Viagra and asks the first man what is it for. Seeing the $10 per pill price, the man was astonished - but his wife had a different opinion - "Oh, $40 a year ain't too bad". Anxious to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but, in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his cockatiel eats all of them. The first man says, "It's the greatest thing I've ever known. Makes you feel like a man of thirty." The second man then asks, "Can you get it over the counter? Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off. " "You probably could, if you took two pills," replies the first man. "I haven't been home yet."An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell him Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds. Just as his wife comes home, the Viagra kicks in and it's hours later before he remembers the cockatiel. Q: Did you hear about the man that died from taking Viagra? He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted. " the man asks, "You were in there for hours and yet you're not only alive but you're sweating like crazy? Let's hope he's like President Bush and pulls out in 100 days. A: It was terrible; they buried him in an open casket. ""Well, I'm glad to hear that," says the pleased physician. A man and his wife went to the pharmacy to pick up his prescription for Viagra. Seeing the $10 per pill price, the man was astonished, but his wife had a different opinion -- "$40 a year ain't too bad".

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